1. edwardspoonhands:

    maggieoletamaedeever:

    fishingboatproceeds:

    edwardspoonhands:

    Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

    Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

    You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

    He’s…he’s my brother…

     
  2. I love you. I’ll wait for you. Come back. Come back to me.

    (Source: jessiepinkman, via halfagony-halfhope)

     
  3. killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

    artiestroke:

    4everonvacation:

    samchekov:

    ouyangdan:

    dinosaurnatari:

    friendlycloud:

    reddlr-funny:

    That awkward moment far far away.

    Most relevant post on my Tumblr.

    I am going to legitimately cry at this

    I saw this in an interview, because it was held from them until they read it in script. Priceless!

    *whispers* im a star trek blog and even i find this necessary to reblog

    My favorite picture ever.

    I love how Carrie is all “Oh sweet jesus that’s a twist!”

    While Mark is like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

    even we trekkies know this important

    (via moderateawesomeness)

     
  4. theirhappyistooloud:

    fucking thank you

    (via moderateawesomeness)

     

  5. Best of Autocorrect

    damonssalvatoree:

    lordofthedawn:

    rocknrollercoaster:

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    I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

    "Killing her seems a bit harsh"

    (via moderateawesomeness)

     
  6. anoriginalfart:

    shakeitoffs:

    lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

    I am so fucking angry

    (via hero-ofcanton)

     

  7. "Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

    mysharona1987:

    "Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

    "Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

    "Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

    "Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

    Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

    (via hero-ofcanton)

     

  8. "Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows."
    — Peter Schultz (via kohwala)

    (via moderateawesomeness)

     

  9. Anonymous said: Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.

    tstarksbitch:

    • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
    • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
    • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
    • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
    • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
    • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
    • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
    • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

    listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t 

     
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