1. bvbblebeam:

    stopcallingmebitch:

    Two weeks later, we spoke again.

    GODDAMMIT TUMBLR

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  2. "Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"
    — don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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  4. vgfm:

    interruptingpanda:

    budacub:

    suarezalex:

    I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

    Put the sticker back

    It actually got worse.

    It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

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  5. harrysthefather:

    does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina 

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  6. She removes her wig, her eyelashes, her makeup, never breaking eye contact with the reflection of her natural self. It’s an intimate, powerful moment television doesn’t often show: A black woman removing all the elements white supremacy tells her she has to wear to be beautiful, successful, powerful. And let’s not forget that that wasn’t just Annalise taking it off: It was Davis, too—Davis, who remains brave in a world where a New York Times critic can get away with calling her ‘less classically beautiful.’x

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  7. bahtmun:

    Do you think they’d be in there, Hermione? My mum and dad?

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  8. casuallyxswift:

    hadmatchingtowels:

    casuallyxswift:

    but that’s none of my business.

    i snorted so loud omgg

    TAYLOR JUST LIKED THIS

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  9. The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

    1. James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
    2. Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
    3. Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
    4. Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
    5. Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
    6. Mad Eye: To show the death of a solider.
    7. Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
    8. Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
    9. Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
    10. Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
    11. Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
    12. Meaning of this post: To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.
     
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